So I know, I can't resist.
Read this, its a review of the midnight showing.
"Finally, New Moon begins. The Summit Entertainment logo flashes onscreen. People cheer. (Let’s be fair: we used to do the same thing for the LucasFilm logo.) The first couple of scenes are greeted with hushed silence, as if the audience can barely believe they’re finally watching this movie. Then Rob Pattinson strolls toward the camera through the school parking lot, in slow-motion. Loud applause, cheering, and I think I hear someone crying.
Curiously, though, that first scene is the peak of the night for Edward. As pretty much everyone knows (SPOILER ALERT for anyone who lives under a rock), Edward takes off about 20 minutes into the movie, and most of the second act is devoted to Jacob’s transformation from a non-threatening 15-year-old with Christian rock hair into a perpetually shirtless action hero with a magical Native American werewolf gene.
In the process, Jacob completely makes the audience forget about Edward. The turning point comes after Bella has fallen off her motorcycle, and is bleeding from her forehead. “It’s just blood, no big deal,” says Jacob, who nonchalantly pulls off his shirt. Readers, there are screams!
And that’s just the prologue. The first time we see Jacob in his wolfpack uniform (shorts, shoes, no shirt, standing in the rain with steam literally rising from his body), the scene in the theater is like those old Beatles concert films, with girls descending into paroxysms of panic-attack joy. It’s becoming clear that we’ll only hear half the dialogue in any scene featuring Shirtless Jacob.
By the time (another SPOILER ALERT) Jacob and Bella have a soap operatic almost-kiss, the audience has decisively turned to Team Jacob. “Yes! Do it!” screams one lady. “Auuugh!” screams another. Edward can’t compete: when he takes his shirt off during a climactic moment in Italy, the theater is silent, except for one teenager speaking for all of us: “No, that’s nothing!”
The midnight audience loves the movie and applauds when it’s all over, but I definitely sense some minor disappointment with (SPOILER ALERT again) Bella’s final choice of male companion. Does this represent a sea change, Twilight fans? Are there any Edwardians out there who changed their allegiance after this movie to Team Jacob? And does anyone else have any good stories from a midnight show?"
YEAH!!!!!! Seriously, I don't think you should be able to help being Team Jacob. Edward can not compete at all. I'm glad when I watched it there wasn't any screamers, but you did hear everytime he had his shirt off hyterical, breathless giggles. I was right there with them hahah. The "almost kiss"...... wow that scene was so much better (read=hotter) then any of the Edward-Bella kiss scenes. And then Jake got mad.... why was that so appealing? I really don't know but it was the best thing ever. All I can say is, I love me some Jacob Black. I really want a poster, I've never wanted a poster of anyone before but...... what can I say? Oh and thinking back I definitly like Edward better in the first movie....
In case you want to see just why we are team jacob....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5j3742MMcc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8VKLaCiqQo
Anyways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywgUCdefSW8
Watch this and tell me thats not ridiculous. I don't care if you are Republican, Democrat, Independent or Just Don't Care. That should have you outraged. My mouth dropped. That guy has been a representitive for 35 years, I believe. Really? Do people not just get it? He has also called his own district rascist and redneck. How insulting. How does he keep getting re-elected? Its unbelievable.
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